Upgrade !!
Dear Software Engineer,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the New program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
No mention of this phenomenon was included in the Product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other Programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance 'n' Drunk 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the UN-install does not work on this program. Once I tried to Uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error "General Protection Fault(GPF) in module House Security. The UN-installation will abort." Can you help me? Please!!!
Regards
Desperate User
*** Reply from Tech. Support ***
Dear Desperate User,
Re: Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife
This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a Primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.
Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to Run Everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to UN-install, delete, or Purge Wife 1.0 from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support" which was given to you at the time of registration with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section Regarding General Partnership Fault
It' (GPFs).
The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE. In fact I would suggest you use this command every time Wife 1.0 Crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high Maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0.
I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5, which will improve the performance of Wife 1.0. Do not, under any Circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a Supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible Damage to the operating system.
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the New program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
No mention of this phenomenon was included in the Product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other Programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance 'n' Drunk 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the UN-install does not work on this program. Once I tried to Uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error "General Protection Fault(GPF) in module House Security. The UN-installation will abort." Can you help me? Please!!!
Regards
Desperate User
*** Reply from Tech. Support ***
Dear Desperate User,
Re: Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife
This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a Primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.
Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to Run Everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to UN-install, delete, or Purge Wife 1.0 from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support" which was given to you at the time of registration with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section Regarding General Partnership Fault
It' (GPFs).
The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE. In fact I would suggest you use this command every time Wife 1.0 Crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high Maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0.
I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5, which will improve the performance of Wife 1.0. Do not, under any Circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a Supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible Damage to the operating system.
posted by anomalies at 11:18 PM
3 Comments:
dear desperate user
WIFE 1.0 AS KNOWN AS OPERATING SYSTEM, AND ALL OPERATING SYSTEM CAN BE REMOVED AS OTHER OS,
SO I HAVE TRY THIS THING...
FROM HOURS I'VE SEARCH BY GOGGLE AND I FOUND THE ANSWER..
YOU CAN DOWNLOAD BY NET, THE VIRII WHICH NAME KILL@UR.W1F3
YOU CAN RUN IT AND CHOOSE THE OPTIONAL EXECUTION OF THESE VIRII
IT'S CONTAIN OF :
1. ARSENIC@KILL.BY
2. OVERDOSE@DRUGS.BY
3. RUNOVER@CAR.BY
OR YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE EXPENSIFES ON,
IT CALLS CONTRACT.KILL.3312
IT'S SAVER THAN THE KILL@UR.W1F3
BUT MORE EXPENSIFES.
BELIVE ME AFTER YOU DO THOSE THING THE OS WIFE 1.0 WOULDN'T IGNORING YOU ANYMORE, SO YOU CAN INSTALL ANOTHER OS......
PS: YOU CAN DO THIS IF THE TECH SUPPORT DOESN'T WORK ANYWAY.....
PEACE
WARANEY NE TOUMBULU
dear [evil] technical support,
by the time you read this, i already re-formatting my Data House [a.k.a HDD] and delete the previous OS.
now i'm installing Yet Another OS Called PolyGame-Y, it's more flexible to install fun application such as DuGeM 10.5, Pool-Table 3.9.7, Flirting 5.1 because more flexible as long it not crash the BASE Application such as Finance 9.1, Sex 2.6.9, and others.
currently i'm running the new OS so smooth without major conflict. the only problem is only some minor parts regarding dependecies between BASE application and Fun application and as far as i know this OS support multiple boot as much as i want as long my HDD is enough and my Hardware such as Graphic Card BMW-7.
thank you anyway for your suggestion.
Dear Anomaly
I WONDERING HOW'D YOU FORMATTING YOUR HDD WITH WIFE 1.0 INSTALLED???
I THINK YOU DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL, DON'T YOU???
LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE....
I THINK YOU USE ONE OF THESE
1. ARSENIC@KILL.BY
2. OVERDOSE@DRUGS.BY
3. RUNOVER@CAR.BY
BUT IT'S NO PROBLEM ANYWAY,
I JUST SUGGESTING YOU THAT OS POLYGAMEY HAS FURTURE PROBLEMS BESIDE ITS FLEXIBILITY...
SUCH AS FINACE 9.1 WILL CRASH IF YOU'RE RUNNING TOO MUCH POLYGAMEY APPLICATIONS, BECAUSE THE OS CAN RUN AS MUCH OF WIFE 1.0 TO WIFE X.X
DO YOU KNOW IF EACH WIFE NEED MORE UPGRADED @TENTION FROM THE USER.
YOU MUST MANAGE YOUR FINANCE EQUAL TO EVERY WIFE.
AND ABOUT SEX 2.6.9
YOU HAVE TO MANAGE TIME TO SHARE YOUR SEX TOOL FOR EACH POLYGAMEYS APPLICATIONS.
HERE MY SUGGESTION:
DO NOT USE ANY WIFE OS OR POLIGAMEY OS, I HAVE A SIMPLE OS THAT WOULD NOT NEED ANY USER AGREEMENT JUST DO BY YOUR SELF, THIS IS OPEN SOURCE PROGRAM YOU CAN REWRITE OR MODIFY.
IT CALL PL.4Y@B0Y
YOU CAN FEEL FUN AVERYTIME
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