some jokes for everyone..

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she
doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU
ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,
"You're next." They stopped after I started doing
the same thing to them at funerals.

Damn Bored !!

 this is the darkest day of world cup.

cannot watch the world cup on tv cable, cannot watch local tv because of no external antenna. damn damn damn...

damn bored..

Red Alert - False Alarm

damn... yesterday when my shift time... we got a suddenly very high traffic... dropped and accepted TCP Connection from difference Firewall Device from our Client and it makes me and my partner escalating this events to High Alert. we do the analysis about 5 hours and still for the accepted TCP traffic is we are not sure yet.. so we go for the RFC (Request For Clarification). 

and after i finish the SA (Security Announcement), we move to the analysis of RFC stuff... but after 2 hours of sending the SA, client call back to verify the things that related to Accepted TCP Connection.. because the IP Address we give to them was a big server farm (their primary servers at the Data Center). we trying to dig all day and at last we go to clarification things that the Accepted TCP Connection is truly a False Alarm.

damn... after several hours of analysis things... we still make a false alarm. i think we better trying to separate the emotions and analytical stuff.

bad day.... bad day....

*playing Daniel Powter's Song - "Bad Day".